KIDDING! No death matches. At least not over here. *glares* I don't want y'all getting icky on my dinky blog. Anywho, I bet you want to know more about this present thing. How about I give you my favorite book from 2011?!
No, wait, Hammered by Kevin Hearne is the third book in the series.
*ponders*
*drools over Atticus*
How about you can pick which book in Kevin Hearne's Iron Druid Chronicles you win?! Are you jumping up and down with glee?! Well, you should be. Especially since the giveaway is
INTERNATIONAL!!!
Well, if the Book Depository ships to you, it is. Go look at the list of countries that it ships to, and see if you're able to enter the contest. If they don't ship to you, I'm terribly sorry, but I'll have to catch you next time.
Are we all excited and ready now? Good. Now go enter your information and stuff on the Rafflecopter thingy underneath here.
Are we all excited and ready now? Good. Now go enter your information and stuff on the Rafflecopter thingy underneath here.
a Rafflecopter giveaway
No smart-alecky remarks about my being twenty-five are allowed. I'm being nice and trying to give you something!
Thanks for the giveaway -- sorry, I am completely jokeless.
ReplyDeleteWell.. I always stop my microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud "BEEP"s ! Haha
ReplyDelete@Nikki Awwww
ReplyDelete@Natasha That's hilarious!
"I need entertainment! Tell me a funny joke. glares..."
ReplyDeleteCool giveaway (@Gr8Apekat), but since I'm not dancing bear here are some funny quotes I remember:
*Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. -Samuel Butler
*Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. -Jean Kerr
*The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. -Marty Feldman
@Lyn Thanks for the quotes! They made me giggle. :D
ReplyDeleteI wish I coud tell one xD I'm so bad at telling jokes :D
ReplyDeleteEntertainment, what do you need that for? You're having a birthday, you're turning 25. THAT is entertainment!
ReplyDeleteswak50 at hotmail dot com
It's even more entertaining when people believe me about being 25. :-D
DeleteOne of my favorites:
ReplyDeleteA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Haha, I remember that one! Very funny!
DeleteWho is the greatest singer at the North Pole?
ReplyDeleteElfis Presley!
Thought I'd keep things clean with a joke my daughter recently told me.
What don't like it? *glares*
I do like it! I'm going to have to tell it to my daughter. ;-)
DeleteA very Happy Birthday to you!
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah! This is awesome. I've been panting (mentally) for this guy, no, I mean this book for a year now. I'd love to enter this giveaway. Thanks a lot for doing it international :o)
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome! I'd love to get a hold of the cover model who portrays Atticus. He is quite delicious. :-D
DeleteHappy Birthday to you! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for the giveaway!
**** One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.
He replied, "Who said that?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."
The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"
The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!" *****
Haha, thank you!
DeleteThanks for the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteEeumm... knock, knock! Who's there? I got nothing. LOL
Lol, at least you gave it a try. :-)
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